There once was a brave, handsome young knight named Pete,
who wielded a magic sword. Or, well, maybe he would be, if he
wasn’t a cow. And most cows aren’t named Pete, so his name was
really Polkamoo. And also, I guess you could say he wasn’t
handsome, but rather a small, white, amorphous blob. And, I guess
cows don’t use swords either, so he used an accordion and a pair of
cymbals, but that isn’t important.

What IS important, is that he was on a quest to save a beautiful
young woman, who’s name was Luna Fromage. Well, then again, maybe
it wasn’t reeeally a princess…or even human. Maybe it was just that
he wanted to get to the moon…and maybe it was just to eat some
moon cheese. But, aside from that, its an epic journey, as he walks the
long path to his destination. …yes…he does walk to the moon. What did
you expect? Rockets and space ships? He’s just a cow after all!

Anywho, or anyways, I really don’t care because Polkamooma isn’t a real
word either, so anywho, Polkamooma is on a quest for moon cheese. This
amazing processor of 2 bit color graphics, using the color of nothing (black)
to actually make it 3 bit graphics, has been stretched to its limits by including
two-hundred and fifty-six bit color backgrounds, so we had to make a sacrifice
to the foreground because of it. And don’t you give me any of that mumbo
jumbo about nothing not working as a color when you have backgrounds,
because we’re so genius we made it work! Just because it was impossible.
So HA!

Now, after seeing all this, you must be going insane to play Polkamooma. Well,
don’t worry, it will come in good time. That actually means eventually, which can
sometimes even mean never, but never is a good thing…for us…because then we
don’t have to do any work. But then we won’t get paid, even though this is actually
a free game, so we won’t get paid anyways. Just don’t let US know that, and we’ll
keep on working to get paid. Don’t worry though, even though this game will be
amazing, it won’t go on to have Polkamooma 2,586: The game with too many sequels.
It’ll just stop at Polkamooma 2,585: You’re almost too sick of the series to buy another,
but you’re willing to give it one last shot.



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